On being Asian (continued)

I.

(at a cousin's birthday party - everybody in attendance was Vietnamese)
Girl (speaking in American): Hey!
Me: Hello.
Girl: I was wondering... Where are you from?
Me: Erm... It's my cousin's birthday... and she's French-Vietnamese, so...
Girl: Yeah I know, but I thought you look Mexican... Are you Filippino?
Me: ... That girl, my cousin who invited you. You know she has Vietnamese blood, don't you? And everybody here is Vietnamese
Girl: Yea I know... But you could be, you know... adopted, and Mexican, or Filippino...
Me: Now that I think of it, you look Filippino too!
Girl: NOOO! I'm Vietnamese!

II.

X: What's your name?

Me: An.

X: You mean Anne?

Me: No. It's An. A.N.

X: Ann?

Me: It's a Vietnamese name. It is spelled 'A' 'N'.

X: Anh? 

Me: Anh means 'bigger brother' in Vietnamese. 'An' means 'contentment'

X: I see.... And how do you pronounce it already...?

III.

X: What's your name?

Me: It is An.

X: Anne? Like the girl's name?

Me: In my country, An is a masculine name.

X: Of course! Anne used to be a masculine name! In the 17th century. Anne de Montmorency for instance... 

Me: (Indeed. Give me a powdered wig and the costume that goes with it, and you will see a striking resemblance with that Anne de Montmorency....)

IV.

(At a Vietnamese rally) 

Lady: Good evening young man. I saw you standing there all by yourself. 

Me: Good evening.

Lady: It is the first time for my daughter... (puts her hand on a shy girls shoulder). It's her first year studying medicine. What do you study?

Me: I'm a musician.

Lady: (after a pause) Oh... a musician... That's interesting... Oh sorry, I see a very dear friend of mine over there. I will go to greet her! Goodbye!

[...] after a couple of hours

Lady: Oh sorry! Here I am again. I heard that you were Ton That Tiet's son...? The composer? 

Me: Indeed I am. I surprised that you know about him...

Lady: Don't be modest! Your father is famous!!! ... My daughter also plays music. She has learned piano for three years, haven't you, dear? (looks at the shy girl)

V.

(At another Vietnamese rally

Lady: (with her daughter) Good evening young man! 

Me: Good evening

Lady: This is my daughter L. She shoudn't be here tonight, because she should be home and study! But it's an important event!

Me: Yes, the exams are near...

Lady: Absolutely! So what do you study? Medicine too? 

Me: I'm trying to graduate from high school for the second time this year.

Lady: (after a surprised pause) Oh...

My mother: And he will PASS this year! Won't you? (looks at me with a wink)

... Then you can study hairstyling as you have always wanted!

Lady: Oh well... Good luck! (walks away with her shy daughter)

VI.

(at the LGBT center where I was volunteering)

X: I would like to introduce you to our new group. It's for people who love Asian culture, Asians and their friends...

Me: (weird way to put it...)

X: Yes, we want to promote Asian culture and organise cultural events, go to see shows and exhibition...

Me: Is that so...?

X: Where are you from?

Me: Vietnam.

X: A beautiful country!!!

[...] later...

X: So I hope to see you at some of our events! Maybe you can wear a kimono...? (wink wink)

Me: (Me? A kimono? ... So much for the promotion of Asian culture)

VII.

X: Where are you from?

Me: Vietnam

X: But you speak French so well!!!

Me: I was born in Paris.

X: Oh yes, because you don't really look French... And is your family name Nguyên? 

Me: No. It's Tôn Thât.

X: Oh really??? I thought all the Vietnamese were called Nguyên.

Me: As much as all French people are called 'Durand'

VIII.

X: Where are you from?

Me: I'm a French born Vi.... I'm Vietnamese

X: Do you speak Chinese?

Me: Do you speak English?

X: But I'm French!!!

IX.

(at the ticketing desk of a concert venue in Paris) 

Girl: Here's your ticket... Hey... aren't you... An? 

Me: (trying to remember her face as quickly as possible) Yeeeesssss.... I am. 

And...

Girl: You don't remember me, do you?

Me: I'm afraid not... 

Girl: I used to work at [...] 15 years ago. 

Me: Oh you know... Since I have moved to Taipei, I find that all Caucasians look alike...

Girl: (burst out laughing) Ha ha ha!!!! That's great! that's a good one! We totally deserve it! 

X.

Little black boy: 你好

Me: 你好

Little black boy gives me a super happy smile.